Kop Kitsch

The gang members on his beat never gave Little Officer Timmy the respect he deserved until the day they saw him strangle his own K9 partner in cold blood.

Mulroney was bitter about his appointment to the Curfew Enforcement Task Force.



I like my cops the same way I like my coffee: hot, black and with a couple of doughnuts on the side.



His plan to infiltrate the crime ring was foiled when the suspects saw through his undercover disguise.


Officer Percy called on his guardian angel whenever he arrested a particularly rough subject.

Officer Teddy was later discovered to have abused his position of trust with the children and left the force in disgrace.



The department ignored years of complaints of brutal maulings before acknowledging that their "Predators On Patrol" project was a public relations failure.

Sure, the perp said he was a Harvard professor, but the SWAT team was taking no chances.



"Now say, 'Pretty please, Officer, don't lock up my bear.' "



The rest of the force laughed until Officer Patches unloaded seventeen subjects from the backseat of his patrol car.